Stephen King says Mike Pence looks like
a drug dealer who's in a prostitution ring
a drug dealer who's in a prostitution ring
During an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the two Stephens sat down for a chit-chat about normal things.
Y’all know, normal things like blocking Mike Pence on the Twitter because he looks like a drug dealer who may also be a member of a prostitution ring.
Here’s what ol’ Stephen King there said, “He’s like the mean doctor on the soap opera. The one who sells drugs or has a prostitution ring from Bulgaria.”
Let holier than thou Mike Pence tell it though, he would never do any of those things King says he looks like he does because he, Mike Pence, walks hand in hand with the Lord.
Those footprints in the sand that y'all see in that one picture in every Christian’s house are the footprints of the Lord carrying Mike Pence through this tough time he’s having with Donald Trump that he doesn’t want Donald Trump to know he’s having.
That’s another reason Stephen King can’t stand Mike Pence. King says that every time he turns around Pence is co-signing on everything ol’ Donald John says and does.
This is what the horror king said, “Whatever Donald said Mike Pence will come out and say, ‘That’s right, exactly.’”
An example of this is the whole NFL rule against players taking a knee during the singing of the National Anthem.
Pence’s response of #Winning on the Twitter to the NFL telling players that can’t do what Pence claims he does every morning, which is to take a knee to pray, is classic Pence jumping on Donald John’s tip.
But, this isn’t surprising. Pence is the same dude who calls his wife mother, and any man who calls the woman he has or had sex with mother is a man who will do anything to stay in the spotlight.
Although Stephen King didn’t mention the whole mother bit, he did say that ol’ Mikey Boy’s hair is a dead giveaway for him that ol’ Mikey Boy may not be living by the Word.
“There’s something about Mike Pence that’s creepy and I think it has something to do with the hair. The hair doesn’t look like it has strands. It’s just there,” is what horror Stephen said to talk show host Stephen.
I have to agree that there is something not right about ol’ Mikey Boy there. He does have a “children of the corn” daddy vibe going on there.
Go on and take a gander at the YouTube video of the two Stephens chit-chatting.
Oh yeah, Donald Trump blocked Stephen King because ol’ Donald John is a hater.
Y’all know, normal things like blocking Mike Pence on the Twitter because he looks like a drug dealer who may also be a member of a prostitution ring.
Here’s what ol’ Stephen King there said, “He’s like the mean doctor on the soap opera. The one who sells drugs or has a prostitution ring from Bulgaria.”
Let holier than thou Mike Pence tell it though, he would never do any of those things King says he looks like he does because he, Mike Pence, walks hand in hand with the Lord.
Those footprints in the sand that y'all see in that one picture in every Christian’s house are the footprints of the Lord carrying Mike Pence through this tough time he’s having with Donald Trump that he doesn’t want Donald Trump to know he’s having.
That’s another reason Stephen King can’t stand Mike Pence. King says that every time he turns around Pence is co-signing on everything ol’ Donald John says and does.
This is what the horror king said, “Whatever Donald said Mike Pence will come out and say, ‘That’s right, exactly.’”
An example of this is the whole NFL rule against players taking a knee during the singing of the National Anthem.
Pence’s response of #Winning on the Twitter to the NFL telling players that can’t do what Pence claims he does every morning, which is to take a knee to pray, is classic Pence jumping on Donald John’s tip.
But, this isn’t surprising. Pence is the same dude who calls his wife mother, and any man who calls the woman he has or had sex with mother is a man who will do anything to stay in the spotlight.
Although Stephen King didn’t mention the whole mother bit, he did say that ol’ Mikey Boy’s hair is a dead giveaway for him that ol’ Mikey Boy may not be living by the Word.
“There’s something about Mike Pence that’s creepy and I think it has something to do with the hair. The hair doesn’t look like it has strands. It’s just there,” is what horror Stephen said to talk show host Stephen.
I have to agree that there is something not right about ol’ Mikey Boy there. He does have a “children of the corn” daddy vibe going on there.
Go on and take a gander at the YouTube video of the two Stephens chit-chatting.
Oh yeah, Donald Trump blocked Stephen King because ol’ Donald John is a hater.
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